Dazed. I worked 40 years, so I need to live to 98 to get my 40 year retirement pin,

I'm in pretty good shape now, but some body parts are beginning to show signs of wear and somewhere down the line, I may not want to last that long. Guess we just have to play the hand we're dealt and hope for the best.
A rough calculation shows I've already collected about 900k from my CSR. I only contributed about 75k, so I guess I've got my money's worth.......
Tex, if my nose hair was that long, I could do a comb over my head and really impress the ladies!
My outlook on life has also greatly improved since the election........

Def: FOXBOT - One who mindlessly watches FOX News and believes everything they say, totally disregarding logic and the obvious.