Westx stop laughing.

Westx stop laughing.

Postby DazedandConfused » Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:48 am

I am just in my recliner watching the 3rd season of Stargate Atlantis when this 35 year old girl starts texting me - she texts me all the time and so does a 27 year old. Both of them have filled my phone with sexts. You would be amazed at the pictures they send you today. All of a sudden she says she wants to have my baby. I was in shock. I turn 73 in a couple of weeks, and I couldn't imagine being a daddy again. Both of them have been trying to lure me back to Oklahoma, and because Florida is damn boring I was thinking about it. I look more like George Soros than George Clooney. These two are hotties, but I am not going to start having children again. :lol: Tx you might have to fix me up with that church lady to save me from changing diapers. :roll:
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Re: Westx stop laughing.

Postby DDEATH » Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:19 pm

Dazed, go for it! In a few years, that kid could be useful.........changing your diapers! :lol:
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Re: Westx stop laughing.

Postby DazedandConfused » Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:33 pm

DDEATH wrote:Dazed, go for it! In a few years, that kid could be useful.........changing your diapers! :lol:


God will get you for that. My baby is 40 and that is my last baby. :lol:
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Re: Westx stop laughing.

Postby WestTX » Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:33 pm

Holy Shitz!

When I was young,
and in my prime,
I could raise a hard-on any ole' time.
Now I'm ole',
my balls are cold,
and I can't raise a hard-on to save my soul.


:shock:

DDeath might just be spot-on. :shock:

God Rest Your Soul...

:lol:

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