NALCrest

NALCrest

Postby DazedandConfused » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:07 am

I just applied for an apartment at NALCrest, Fl. Many things went into my decision - the desire to get away from all the drugs and violence that has taken over America - NALCrest is about 14 miles from the nearest city Lake Wales - it is set in an isolated area off highway 60, and it you don't know the turn is there you will miss it. It is the closest I can get to being a hermit and still be around people my own age. Anybody under 60 is suspect.

I have no desire to own a home again, and the apartment is the perfect size for a single man.

NALCrest is almost exactly equidistant from my daughters on each coast- about 82 miles. Rent is $403 and it includes basic cable.
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Re: NALCrest

Postby WestTX » Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:28 am

DazedandConfused wrote:... I have no desire to own a home again, and the apartment is the perfect size for a single man.


Dazed,

Well, it sure sounds like you've nailed your plan, butt I ain't give'en up on you yet for them wedding hopes. Lemme' introduce you to some very nice Texas ladies... You know, my plan... :lol:

Question: Does NALCrest have visiting accommodations for my mule when we visit? The mules really like apples, oats and pork BBQ.

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Re: NALCrest

Postby DazedandConfused » Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:30 am

Tx got no time for crazy women. I found my place to isolate from those insane liberal socialists. I have very serious doubts about America's ability to survive the liberal socialist takeover of the country. They own the media. People totally worship celebrities and athletes, and they are insane liberal activists. I will spend my final days as far removed from liberalism as I can get without becoming a hermit.
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